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Absolute Handjobs Review

Reviewed: 2012-02-24
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Our Rating: 76/100

Quality of Content: 20/25

Purchase Value: 14/20

Leased/Own Content: 12/15

Update Frequency: 7/10

Content Variety: 8/10

Tour Promises/Reality: 4/5

Originality: 7/10

Navigation: 4/5


Images: yes

Live Shows / Chat: yes

Streaming Video: yes

Downloadable Video: yes

User Rating For AbsoluteHandjobs

User Rating: 54/100 - based on 76 votes.

Price & Payment Options

Join by check or credit card through CCBill or Epoch for $1.00 for a 3-day limited preview trial, $34.95 for 30 days recurring, $59.95 for 90 days recurring.

Tour Promises

AbsoluteHandjobs.com promises daily updates, exclusive content, HD and multiple video formats and bonus sites.

My Opinion About AbsoluteHandjobs

Absolute Handjobs promises totally exclusive and completely thrilling handjob scenes for would be fans. It all sounds great, especially when you consider the pretty girls doing all that glorious tugging.

AbsoluteHandjobs, however, isn't quite what I expected. The moment I arrive on the members' page and catch sight of the featured movie and photoset of the day, I'm a little curious as to why both the profiled models have their mouths wrapped around dick? Even more unusual is the lesbian film listed under the title 'what's new'. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm all for chicks licking pussy and giving head, but the site is supposed to be about tugjobs.

With a little more exploration I realize that the girls do give hand jobs. There are 445 movies listed and of these there are 443 hand jobs. However, this doesn't mean that the girls strictly rely on their hands to do all the work. Plenty of girls use the hand job as foreplay. At least 120 chicks also use their mouths as well as their hands and a few use their hands before hardcore. If you're a purist, then you might be a little disappointed with the action, but if you like your hand jobs with a touch of tongue, mouth and pussy, then you've come to the right place.

Some of the movies are available in HD, but many are not. The HD collection includes WMV (3710kbps, 1280x720) and H264 (2190kbps, 1280x720) downloads, otherwise both formats come as 1500kbps, 640x480 qualities. However, all films are also available in MP4 for mobile devices (910kbps, 480x270). Videos can also be streamed. Content also includes 102 sets of photos with an average of 85 images in each. These can be viewed online and I, for one, appreciated that the size was good for online browsing, although you can enlarge them. There are also full set downloads in Zip and PDF and these photos are 1600x1067 in size.

I had no problems with navigation and you can easily sort the films by quality, but this turned up a mere 58 HD flicks, which isn't a lot considering the amount. The odd thing is that even some new content isn't offered in HD. However, at least the updates look good and there are a lot of bonuses including live cams, and a dozen or so video feeds. There is a section called DVD Theater, but frankly there weren't any DVDs listed and I had an exceptionally difficult time trying to figure out where the 10 promised bonus sites were hiding.

Content dates indicate multiple daily updates, which seems like fantastic news. However, the amount of content doesn't appear to increase. It looks like this site might be rotating their content. It's still a lot, but it's highly doubtful that much of it is actually exclusive. This wouldn't bother me too much, except that the price of admission is set at a rather hefty fee for a video download site.

Final Verdict

In all honesty, I'd be tempted to rename this site because I can tell you that it isn't a site with absolute blowjobs. Yes, there are plenty of amateurs and porn stars giving a helping hand, but there are also scenes with blowjobs and hardcore. It's a decent enough site if you aren't looking for pure handjob action, but if you are a total tugjob enthusiast then you might want to look around for a site with more emphasis on the actual hand action.


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2013-03-20The Best Porn77
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Average score on other review sites : 75/100


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